"Vroom! Vroom! Skreeeech!" Alexie pushed over to the window; I craned my head to look out. The engine's revving faded to a drone and the screeching tires thudded over the curb as the Camaro pulled out of the lot. Then, another car--I couldn't tell what it was in the darkness--echoed the Camaro and made the same beeline out of the lot.
Alexie: "You know, you guys don't have to show us you have penises!"
Me, to myself: "Yeah, and having one isn't all that. Trust me, I know!"